Today the showdown just got better, here's my view:

angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris!!!
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones (that's gotta hurt )
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise (it was worth a try though)
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs (I saw his head pop right of!!!)

Then the most amazing thing happened (yep....more interesting than a duck crossing the road)

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s (love that film) Black Knight (love that guy) and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger (POWER RANGER KICK ASS!!!)
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe (in the confusion and blood shed I dropped my chocolate ice cream!!! 2 yen for that as well!!!)

goodbye diary this trip just gets better and better