the next day collin came back to the lake and rainbow fish and shark were outside waiting as they some how knew our little spotty hero would return. collin approached the two, crumble in his hand.
"hello fella's" collin said cheerfully
rainbow fish and shark took up a fighting stance
"ready for round two then" rainbow fish said confidentially
"there's one thing you should know about me" collin said with a smirk on his face "I am very sneaky and my mum makes the best crumble,oh and I like ice cream"
"that's three things" shark said with a puzzled look
"shut up!"
"two words" said collin "EAT CRUMBLE!!!"
collin grabbed two handfuls of crumble and chucked on at rainbow fish that hit him square in the face, rainbow fish instantly died. probably due to the ammout of cocaine and ecstasy collin put in the crumble that he nicked from that farm with the crazy ass sheep and stuff. collin hit shark too, but being bigger and tougher shark was only dazed.
"immmmm gonnnnna gettt yuuuooooo" he said slurred
collin gave him on kick to the stomach killing him on contact.
collin stood proud as he looked upon his fallen opponent, but from inside the belly of the shark a small murmuring could be heard. sharks mouth opened and out flew Collins mother!
"thank you collin you made your mother proud!"
"its OK" collin said "now lets go and have some crumble, BUT NOT THAT CRUMBLE!!!" And so to end our delightful tale, they all lived happily ever after (except Collins mum who on the way home was brutally eaten by a gang of raging farm animals......RIP Irene)
THE END!!!
