It was 11 am. Glorious sunshine beamed down. The grass glistened with the not yet dissipated morning dew that appears from nowhere. A boy named JOSH SMITH came out of his house. He had decided to go for a walk before his circumcizing operation. He did a forward flip over the garden wall. He swaggered down the street, giving the V-Sign to a couple of roustabouts. He finally came to the field. He pencil rolled under the fence, thus hurting his penis (but not as hurt as it would be, ha! ha! ha!). He noticed something out of the corner of his eye. Something that was white and hopped along the ground. He turned his head and saw......a rare albino frog.

He was tired after his long walk and decided to lie down under a tree, near some rabbit holes. He lay down, breathing in the cool summer breeze. Suddenly, a white bunny bounced next to his head. Josh turned his head to look at its cuteness. But then, the bunny grew sharp teeth and claws, its eyes grew red, blood drooled from its mouth and it came up and RIPPED HIS FACE OFF!!!!!!!!

Josh was dead...

Part 2 coming soon!