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RETURN OF THE DEATH BUNNIES PART 3
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| kingfishertom |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 08:40 | Message # 1 |
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He picked up the telephone and gave the final order. "We know where he is. We tracked his mailman, now he can be killed. It's revenge in a sense. Revenge for 9/11. He put the phone down. The man was, of course, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
The crack American team of elites set out to Iraqistan (or was it afghanistaq?). They parachuted down, three miles away from Mr.Osama's compound. They started their long treck towards it. One of the soldiers (an inexperienced young one) was trailing behind, he was tired and hungry. He was so far behind the, others wouldn't be able to see him in the darkness. Perfect.
SUDDENLY, OUT FROM THE SHRUBS JUMPED A DEATH BUNNY! It proceeded to rip the poor soldiers face off (not before defacating in his mouth). The soldier lay on the ground in pain (but not dead, surprisingly). The Death Bunny pulled him into the shrubs and finished the job. Several minutes later the Death Bunny emerged, in the soldiers uniform! It stuck a fake moustache to make itself look more like a human (despite the fact it had bright white fur and was about 5 foot too small). It quickly caught up with the others thanks to its unusually long legs (SEE DEATH OF THE LADYBIRD). The CO turned round and looked down on the Death Bunny. The Death Bunny saluted. Well, the CO was satisfied. As far as he was concerned, there had been no change in the strike force (Americans, eh? Gotta love 'em!).
They finally made it to the compound. It was early morning, perhaps about 5 am (Kurdistaq time). It was time to kill OSAMA!
The CO turned around and said "THIS IS BERETTA!!!". They charged at the complex (easily killing the mailman). While the humans tried attacking in the front entrance, the Death Bunny slipped off to oneside (taking the uniform off as it was too bulky and uncomfortable). It climbed up the compund wall and u to a window. He jumped headfirst through the window and did a full forward roll before landing on its feet. He just happened to smash through the window into a committee meeting that featured OSAMA BIN LADEN (as well as some other big Al Qaeda leaders). The Death Bunny jumped in the air and started to spin. It was spinning slowly at first, then quickly, then very quickly. Yes, it was making, 'THE TINY TORNADO OF EXTREME DEATH'!
Osama was holding onto a filing cabintet that was connected to the wall. His grip was loosening. Soon he would be pulled into The Tiny Tornado Of Extreme Death and he would die, very horribly. The other blokes in the room were being pulled in one by one, until only Osama and one other was left.
Suddenly, the filing cabinet broke from the wall and Osama started to fly into the Tiny Tornado of Extreme Pain (if it was a film, it would be in slow motion). He screamed "I REGRET NOTHING!!!".
He was enveloped by the deadly tiny tornado. Blood, guts and human chunks went everywhere. His internal organs were spraying about the room. His intestines now spelt the word "Damn". The Tornado started to slow. Osama was dead, the Death Bunny had completed its mission. It decided that it should leave.
As soon as it jumped out of the window again, the door to the room opened and the CO entered. He looked around the room and saw Osama's decimated corpse. "DAMN! I WANTED TO DO THAT!".
He shot the other Al Qaeda bloke for fun and then left the compound to make the long journey home.
Meanwhile, the Death Bunnies were plotting and planning.
Who will they get next?
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| Halfbrick |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 10:08 | Message # 2 |
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Excellent. By the way, are they the Death Bunnies now or are they still the Killer Bunnies?
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| kingfishertom |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 10:59 | Message # 3 |
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It doen't matter. Both terms are acceptable and mean the same thing
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| Halfbrick |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 11:06 | Message # 4 |
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Great. You need to get 21 more posts today for your hundred award!
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| smokeynova |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 12:12 | Message # 5 |
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Very cool, i'm glad they returned
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| Halfbrick |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 12:39 | Message # 6 |
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Yeah. KFT, make a full KBFDH, rather than the Return of the Death Bunnies, soon, please. I wanna see more of the to be continued storyline. Also, Smokeynova, you need a hundred award.
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| kingfishertom |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 12:41 | Message # 7 |
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I'll wait until Return of the Death Bunnies has been completed before I start doing serials again, but they will return!
PS- I've completed filming another story in my Doctor Who series
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| Halfbrick |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 12:42 | Message # 8 |
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Great. Can you do another twenty posts today?
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| kingfishertom |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 13:06 | Message # 9 |
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I'll do my best 
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| Halfbrick |
Date: Tuesday, 31-May-11, 18:20 | Message # 10 |
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Only three off now, KFT.
Now, let's all get back to topic.
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| smokeynova |
Date: Wednesday, 01-June-11, 11:45 | Message # 11 |
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Quote Also, Smokeynova, you need a hundred award.
Could someone please award me one then
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| kingfishertom |
Date: Wednesday, 01-June-11, 13:05 | Message # 12 |
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Yeah, I need my Hundred award. And my 'Website Saviour' award
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| Halfbrick |
Date: Wednesday, 08-June-11, 13:44 | Message # 13 |
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I see you've already got one!
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| silverfoxmedia |
Date: Monday, 20-June-11, 18:26 | Message # 14 |
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RETURN TO THE TOPIC!
Very good, KFT.
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| kingfishertom |
Date: Thursday, 23-June-11, 16:35 | Message # 15 |
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Thank you, thank you very much
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