Christians believe that animals were put on this earth, so that people could use their valuable supplies, their meat, their fur, their milk and when an animal dies it does not go to heaven. Well, they got one thing right they do not go to heaven, (they go to a place called 'a place like heaven but even better' or a 'Death Bunny Hell', but these are two completely different stories!) and for too long they had been eaten, for too long they had been shaved, for too long ahd they been milked, so the animal commity had decided to take control, if they didn't go to heaven they may as well make the most of their time on planet earth. Larry Black was sitting behind his desk at MI6, looking disturbingly pleased with himself, he had just completed Alex Wilson's latest Free Rider 2 track in a grand time of 30 minutes and 59 seconds (It was hard with his finger...disability). He sipped slowly through a straw at his diluted water (don't ask me how he diluted water), and read the recent kidnapp cases, he discarded the location of Madeleine Mccann, for Larry Black was a sheep and didn't care about human updates, for his mother had been killed for mutton at the very dirty hands of a farmer, he hadn't washed them in 2739 days. How did Larry know, he knew everything, partly because he was a telepathic sheep and secondly because he was head of MI6 and the FBI and cheif executive of the Pentagon (don't ask me how he got past even the first interview stages). Anyway, suddenly a very shocking report came into view, a ladybird had been kidnapped by the Killer Death Bunnies from Bunny Hell. Larry spat out his water onto the computer and got an almost fatal electric shock. After a 3 day long coma and 4 days in a luxury vet hospital, Larry returned his attention to the new computer. A thousand questions popped into his head:
Why kidnapp an innocent ladybird? And what were Killer Death Bunnies doing out of Death Bunny Hell? OK maybe only two questions popped into his head, I mean that's still a lot for a sheep.
But what was Larry to do??? Stay tuned and find out next time!!!!! 
