There once was a ladybird, who lived in herefordshire, England.
He was a happy ladybird and loved it in summer. He would spend the whole day outside. But this day would be different....... One morning he was flying around and took great pleasure in watching a boy front flip over his front wall and give the V sign to some layabouts. He also saw someone shout the recent football scores at some disgusting woman-child-thing. He saw lots of fluffy bunnies bounce up behind them......
And he flew off to see what else was going on. He turned back around to see why the naked woman-child-thing was crying and he felt sick at what he saw....His face. And then he looked again and the things face wasnt attached to its body. No, far worse.....It was being slapped with a fish by a DEATH BUNNY!!!! He knew of this sort of creature. He was a stupid WTF animal hunter back in the day.
The bunnies saw the ladybird with the eagle vision and began to hunt him down. The ladybird began to hide in a hole coming out of the ground. He realised he had made a big mistake. HOLE, DEATH BUNNIES, GROUND. How stupid, for he had flown down a death rabbit hole. He felt heavy breathing down the back of his neck and feared for the worst, still yet to come.............
P.S Loved the death bunny story kingfishertom, hope we can write stories like this together soon!!!! 
