But below the ground, below Hell even, the bunnies began to plot. They began to ponder and think. They must come up with a really good plan that can assure victory. They did. The first attack group began to burrow upwards (don't ask how) until they eventually broke the surface of the Earth and stood on its solid ground. They were in...LIBYA.

Their plan was a clever one. Simple really. Kill all the world leaders. That way, there will be complete confusion and chaos when they make the final assault. As you can guess, their first victim was to be...COLONEL GADDAFI. They advanced on his secret hideout, eating a few protestors on the way. When they got there, there was only one guard on the door. As soon as he saw the Death Bunnies (five of them BTW) he immediately pulled out his shotgun and blasted one's head off. The others immediately swarmed over the guard. The guards screams were cut short. His neck was snapped clean in two. The bunnies hid the body behind a Bonga Bonga Tree.

Getting into Gaddafi's hideout was easy. They opened the door. They caught Gaddafi watching re-runs of Top Gear on Dave. They slammed the door behind them. Gaddafi turned round. Fear was struck in his heart. He picked up a nearby telephone and pressed the speedial for the 'Libyan army' (the Libyan army is on the speedial just underneath 'Mum' and 'Dominoes').

He shouted into the phone "الدعم الجوي، وأنا بحاجة إلى دعم الهواء!" (Air support, I need air support!). But it was no use. He had already sent his jet fighters to kill his own people (stupid, fat-headed idiot). The bunnies jumped on him. First they cut his eyelids off, then they pulled out his fingernails and toenails one by one. They then plucked his teeth out one by one. They then pulled his tongue. They then skinned his testicles before placing his head in the TV. Electricity coarsed through Gaddafi's corpse. Colonel Gaddafi was dead. The Death bunnies quickly left to go back to Death Hell and tell the others of their victory.

PART 2 COMING SOON...