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silverfoxmedia Date: Friday, 18-March-11, 08:10 | Message # 16
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lol!

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silverfoxmedia Date: Friday, 18-March-11, 08:11 | Message # 17
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NAN: In my house I've got this little brown man who sits in the orner. When you touch his teeth he sings!
BOY: Nan, are talking bout the piano?


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silverfoxmedia Date: Friday, 18-March-11, 08:14 | Message # 18
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Me and my nan who in the car going down the motorway. The whole journey she was going "Stop, stop, we're going to crash, aaaagh, slow down! Help!" After about half an hour of this I eventually said "For pity's sake, Nan. Move over and I'll drive".

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silverfoxmedia Date: Monday, 21-March-11, 15:48 | Message # 19
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BEN: I just got a ferret for my little brother
JOSH: Great swap!


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SmithInc Date: Tuesday, 22-March-11, 20:47 | Message # 20
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

That's funny because the peanut is getting hurt!!!!!! Serves them right!


You Friendly Neighbourhood SPIDER-MAN.

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silverfoxmedia Date: Thursday, 24-March-11, 08:18 | Message # 21
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right...!

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Halfbrick Date: Thursday, 24-March-11, 21:13 | Message # 22
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Two crisps are walking down the road when a car pulls up. The driver says "would you like a lift?"

"No thanks", replies one crisp, "we're Walkers!"


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Halfbrick Date: Thursday, 24-March-11, 21:14 | Message # 23
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”


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SmithInc Date: Saturday, 02-April-11, 17:01 | Message # 24
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That is one sick joke.

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silverfoxmedia Date: Saturday, 02-April-11, 17:02 | Message # 25
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Very funny, but you double posted!

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Halfbrick Date: Saturday, 02-April-11, 17:32 | Message # 26
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Look at the date... the Double-Post rule came into effect yesterday and you misread it.

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Under no circumstances may you triple post, and please try to avoid double-posting wherever possible


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silverfoxmedia Date: Monday, 11-April-11, 16:46 | Message # 27
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fair enough, you see

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silverfoxmedia Date: Wednesday, 13-April-11, 15:53 | Message # 28
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sorry about the double post, but this should really go in the english language section. The description for it says so.

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Halfbrick Date: Saturday, 16-April-11, 14:02 | Message # 29
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Honestly, SFM, you HYPOCRITE!
You accuse me of double-posting then do the same yourself.

Also, my bad... I'll move it right away.


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Halfbrick Date: Saturday, 16-April-11, 14:10 | Message # 30
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Sorry 'bout the double post...

Or at least I will when my computer'll let me.


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