Its day two of the showdown and its just utter carnage, as im writing this now I am trying to get the blood out of my jumper.
Here's today's update:

i watched as Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
just like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and (to make matters worse) Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete!!! (what a crazy old man i thought)
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip (good on ya!!!)

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist (it hit some poor granny in the eye )
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

it was the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
there were good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

goodbye diary (more info soon)