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The killer bunnies from death hell
kingfishertom Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 16:36 | Message # 1
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You may know about Heaven and Hell. But did you know there is another? No, not Purgatory. I'm talking about Death Hell. It is just below Hell and even worse than the one ruled by Satan. From Death Hell spring bunny rabbits. Not cuddly, cute, bouncy creatures of a white colour. They are evil, foul, bloodsucking horrors of a .....white colour. One sunny day, these bunnies broke free of the Death Hell realm and entered......Hell. So they broke free of the Hell realm and entered.......EARTH. More specifically, HEREFORD, ENGLAND.

It was 11 am. Glorious sunshine beamed down. The grass glistened with the not yet dissipated morning dew that appears from nowhere. A boy named JOSH SMITH came out of his house. He had decided to go for a walk before his circumcizing operation. He did a forward flip over the garden wall. He swaggered down the street, giving the V-Sign to a couple of roustabouts. He finally came to the field. He pencil rolled under the fence, thus hurting his penis (but not as hurt as it would be, ha! ha! ha!). He noticed something out of the corner of his eye. Something that was white and hopped along the ground. He turned his head and saw......a rare albino frog.

He was tired after his long walk and decided to lie down under a tree, near some rabbit holes. He lay down, breathing in the cool summer breeze. Suddenly, a white bunny bounced next to his head. Josh turned his head to look at its cuteness. But then, the bunny grew sharp teeth and claws, its eyes grew red, blood drooled from its mouth and it came up and RIPPED HIS FACE OFF!!!!!!!!

Josh was dead...

Part 2 coming soon!


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Halfbrick Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 16:39 | Message # 2
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Loving it! Especially the violence. Looking forward to part two.

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RampantMonkey Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 17:32 | Message # 3
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Like it. I gave you the 'Good Post' award for that.
 
Halfbrick Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 18:12 | Message # 4
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Thanks, RM.

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kingfishertom Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 18:40 | Message # 5
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You gave yourself the 'Good Post Award'?

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SmithInc Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 19:17 | Message # 6
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I see that this is based on my secret identidy (Shhh, don't tell)!!!!!!! I hope that I am not actually dead otherwise you will not hear the famous funny noise, and I would have liked to have put up more of a fight. I am also looking forward to part 2

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SmithInc Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 19:18 | Message # 7
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And technically you gave Kingfishertom 2.

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Halfbrick Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 19:52 | Message # 8
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Did I?

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SmithInc Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 19:54 | Message # 9
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OK, your cat gave him one, when he was controlling Rampantmonkey!!!!!!!!!!

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Halfbrick Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 19:55 | Message # 10
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Yeah, and the other one was for a different post.

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kingfishertom Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 21:21 | Message # 11
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Don't worry Josh, you're not dead in real life. And you didn't put up much of a fight in the stroy because the bunny's transformation happened so quickly. Look out for part 2 TMZ

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Halfbrick Date: Tuesday, 01-March-11, 21:28 | Message # 12
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TMZ?
What does that mean?


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kingfishertom Date: Wednesday, 02-March-11, 07:20 | Message # 13
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I wish it was the spoiler! No, it means 'Tomorrow' which is today now cool

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Halfbrick Date: Wednesday, 02-March-11, 08:07 | Message # 14
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Right, thanks. I wasn't familiar with that particular expression.

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tedward00 Date: Wednesday, 02-March-11, 18:14 | Message # 15
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shortend from tomoz

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